Just a Small Town Egg

warchiefwindrunner:

isnt the world so beautiful….all the little ways we’re immortal…71 million years later they still sleep like you

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thealogie:

me shaking in my boots, crying, screaming, throwing up, throwing dishes at the wall: oh no now that dr who has a Disney deal they are going to have helicopters and explosions and big marvel fight sequences. I cannot stand this.

RTD: the big climatic third act battle is literally three guys throwing a ball around

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leg-stealing-bee:

both fish and women love me

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santumerino:

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gracethemace13:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

gracethemace13:

It’s him….

It’s Shrimp who fries the rice…

You called?

Omg hi im such a huge fan

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hannahalexanderartwork:

‘La Belle Dame sans Merci’ but make it sapphic

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maythray:

wormstuff:

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maythray:

just found 3 bolts and a snail shell on da groun

like to play with my things

genuinely the worst set of tags ive ever recieved on a post. wow.

before you burn me at the stake:

YOU HAD SOURCES?!???????

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literallyaflame:

literallyaflame:

my nostalgia for circa 2010 club music is hysterical to me. i was not at “the club” in two thousand and ten, i was at home on the family computer singing along to “like a G6” as if i wasn’t in the G6th fucking grade

this is where i was popping bottles in the ice like a blizzard

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sailor-sappho:

nyancrimew:

“we’re all sort of making it up at the end of the day” is definitely one of those beautifully true and reusable quotes originating from a context you wouldn’t expect*

*trumps lawyer said this in court today when probed on what he is basing a legal assertion he made on

The second half of the post hit me like a truck

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myjetpack:

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A King Wenceslas cartoon for New Scientist a few years ago.

Or, if you’d like a more literary Wenceslas:

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